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earthandanimals:

sizvideos:

Video

FUCKING THIS

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

rebelliousbieber:

my mom is nursing these kittens because their mommy got hurt, they have no patience

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

rointheta:

dw + text posts (2/?)

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

gray-firearms:

jeremylawson:

scoobiesnboobies:

victran:

actanonverbaus:

winneganfake:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.

Drooling….

legit

Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them

Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.

Id fucks with it

chesisbest:

in which your very soul BEGS for you to draw and you do nothing about it

chesisbest:

in which your very soul BEGS for you to draw and you do nothing about it

bring-me-the-quantum-veil:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds


akatsukideidara 
buythesky

bring-me-the-quantum-veil:

deanwasneversafe:

The fuck to do you mean for six year olds

akatsukideidara buythesky

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

image

inconsistentblogger:

Clint and Kate don’t care that they have the same codename so why does everyone else?

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

lesleylloyd:

quiteyours:

it gets me every time

EVERY. TIME

verysharpteeth:

Bucky: “Let’s hear it for Captain America!….Who I told to stay home. Who let crazy scientists experiment on him even when a stiff breeze could snap him in two. WHO I APPARENTLY NEED TO GET A BACKPACK LEASH FOR.”

My mom went to a psychic when I was 12 years old and was told the whole world will know your daughter’s name. But my mom thought that meant I was going to be kidnapped.
Taylor Swift (via tsweezys)

earthdad:

the rise and fall