GETTING KILLED BY LAWNMOWERS
ASK ME SOMETHING DAMMIT
every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like
"You should’ve gotten up earlier"
"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"
"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"
"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"
I witnessed this live, I feel special
Buy Bo Burnham’s “Egghead” poetry book or you will regret your entire life probably.
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
what the f*** is cotton candy
why would you call it cotton?
It’s food. Not some material.
No, you are all wrong. It is called candy floss.
The French call it “ barbe à papa” - which means “Daddy’s beard”
okay so what i have learned from this post is that other countries are really f***ing weird
Directly translated from Norwegian it’s ‘sugar spin’, which makes sense when you think about it
some parts in India, its called,”Gudiya ke baal” which literally translates to a doll’s hair.
In Finland it is called ”hattara” which makes no sense whatsoever.
I have literally seen porn that opened with scenes like this.
my therapist taught me to start thinking of my anxiety as my panicky friend
this is so cute omg
Woah this is super useful!!
For all my anxious friends out there.
This totally works! Some of us get stuck in the sense that we *are* our emotions, so they overwhelm us and we can’t do anything about them. When you give your emotion an identity separate from you, it gives you the distance to make better judgments about it, and to comfort yourself better. 10/10 therapy veterans would recommend.
Needed this today.
well he wasn’t lying about one thing
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
IT GOT BETTER
My sister’s asexual and I’m pansexual and we’re always joking with each other that I absorbed her sexuality in the womb.
cas is very confused as to why there is a miniature figurine of him
Elephants walking through a rain forest.
i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok